Thick, rich, and buttery...

Observations about the Super Bowl halftime show. First, remember when the Super Bowl was a big enough deal that other stations ran competing halftime programming (Simpsons, Beavis & Butthead, and, I think, South Park). Not so this year, either the idea has run its course or no one wanted to face off against Prince. Second, what the hell was Prince wearing on his head? I guess he thought, with February being Black History Month and all, he sound honor Aunt Jemimah by borrowing one of her kerchiefs.

Also, here are some signs that you may be a has-been.

-You perform a medley of you biggest hits. If you are doing a medley, you are either a has-been or a high school show choir. Neither of which is very good for you.
-You are performing with a marching band. Yep, you are either really past your prime or you are Lee Greenwood. Or both.
-You perform in front of a bunch of hot young chicks all of whom are thinking "Oh my God, that's Prince! My mom loves him."